The sleepless nights, the explosive poo. An ode to Vivienne's first year Earth side.
Motherhood can be hard. But it doesn't have to be lonely. If you need a friend, I'm there. Often with bonus cake that the toddler and I have thrown together. I also have a handy sleeve for those snotty tears when you're having a really bad day.
If you're not there on time, or refuse to go or don't show up within 6 hours it's an automatic referral to Child services