You ping incessantly at me Come here woman! Hot coffee! Thrice reheated May I add. It really doesn’t taste that bad You beep and chirp your merry song. Come and get your coffee. Your coffee is done! The problem dear microwave, is I have small people in this cave. They don’t much care for mama’s... Continue Reading →
Under the darkness of the sky. I run to you as you cry
Please put the tech down.
Call an Ambulance Mama, quickly!
A few nights after hubby is home, baby decides on a 05am wake up call.
You only regret the choices you never made. The things you never tried, the moments you didn't say yes to. Apparently. What about the other side of the coin? The choice you did make? The "yes" that you did utter? Do you regret that? Was it the right choice? Would the grass be greener if... Continue Reading →
Inevitably, as the child of a potty mouthed parent, he's picked up a few curse words.
Pre children, I swore dummies (paci/pacifier to some of you!) were horrible plastic things designed for lazy parents and destined to cause a lifetime of dental and speech problems. (Oh to be the naive judgey pre babies me once again! Ha. I'd slap myself!) Then I had children, and everything changed! (Because that never happens!) ... Continue Reading →
My Dad once told me about a button. A button, that on the front says press to test. Naturally, You press it, but as soon as you press it the little display flashes up with release to detonate. This is where I am right now. My finger firmly pressed on the button; stuck. Petrified of... Continue Reading →