Reading emails from my dearest darling daddy, because, well, because I can, and it makes me smile, as I can still hear his voice when I read them, anyway, I found this little gem from him:
There are three cats. A british cat called one two three, a german cat called ein zwei drei and a french cat called un deux trois. One day they decide to have a race to see which
of them can swim across the lake the fastest.
The british cat finished first, the german cat finished
second but of the french cat there was no sign.
Un deux trois quatre cinq.
I miss you Daddy. Xxx